Joe Luca
1 min readApr 24, 2020

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A poignant story, Chuck, brought tears to my eye. Idiocracy, one of the best movies made in the 1930s — classic even before it came out on video.

What can you say, Trump is a once in a lifetime talent. A real honest to God source of incredible wit and elasticity. Never seen a human being stretch the truth like that man can. A real pleasure watching him, do what no one else has ever done before, ever — bury the White House in an ever growing pile of manure, not seen since 1802, when 20,000,000 buffalo roamed and crapped everywhere along the Great Plains.

Amazing to see this man, at least I believe that’s what he is, profess to know things before anyone else has even had to chance to think about them. Effing amazing. Not since my Uncle Frederick, pulled a silver dollar out of his nose, have I seen someone capable of pulling such unbelievably useless things out of one’s ass. I cannot believe, America’s Got Talent has not scooped him up.

I thank you, Chuck for writing this piece. I’m surprised though, that his daily briefings do not come with a black label warning:

Warning: Listening to the President for any extended period of time may result in hives, bleeding from the eyes, auditory hallucinations, insanity and/or intense moments of lucidity where the world appears to be coming to an end.

Looking forward to the next Chapter.

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Joe Luca
Joe Luca

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Top Writer in Humor and Satire. I love words. Those written, and those received. I’m here to communicate & comment. To be a part of a greater whole.

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