Damn, got my terms all confused and thought this was a racing article - Pic Six.

Wasn't until I was halfway down that I realized it might be about a different animal - or at least part of one.

I heard the original Dick Pic was in Pompeii ... and look what happened to them!

I always thought walking up to a lady in a bar and asking, "What's your sign?" was a little Homer Simpson.

But compared to, "Hey, here's a closeup of my junk, what do you think?" it was pretty, well, Duh!

So much for evolution. Sigh.