Dear Mr. Kernan,

It’s difficult for me to get onto Medium, let alone find great articles like this. But I know someone, who knows someone, and well, here I am. This is a great article and not just because it made me chuckle — which is something I can do, but with great difficulty, but because it makes me and others like me, feel understood and appreciated. You obviously have spent a considerable amount of time among us, which is quite refreshing, in ways that only creatures like us would understand. We hope you continued success out there and more articles that we might enjoy. We understand that people can be trying at times, but you seem to have the ability to move between both worlds effortlessly.

With great admiration and appreciation,

Bertram “Buddy” Rottweiler, IV