Greetings Lindsay Rae - fellow humorist and owner of a rather stunning unicorn onesie. Sounds like you may reside on the east coast (The Maine Review) may be a clue. I'm on the other side in Los Angeles. Though originally from a quaint little town called - Brooklyn.

Sorry to hear about the demise of your sandwich shop. But you went at it for three years - so cut yourself a little slack. Most new businesses last about 8 1/2 minutes by national survey - so you did pretty well.

Anyway, just wanted to say, hey. Will be on the lookout for future laughs. Cheers.