I enjoy satire, so I enjoyed your piece. May I ask, do you shy away from biblical literalism? I'm not much of a reader of the bible - have from time to time during business trips with a bible in the drawer to pass a few hours. Other than that, not so much. I'm just curious. I've read your articles in the past, found them interesting and not pedantic - which for me is a good thing. Anyway, just curious.