I think there's a lot of men who are gentically coded like a smart bomb. Once the thing is activated, they can't help themselves. One minute they're picking out a box of Cap't Crunch, the next, they're making a fool of themselves in the produce section.

"How did I get here?"

Sorry, ladies, it's a design flaw and the product recall effort just didn't go as well as we had hoped. 😁😂