Oh christ, you had to mention sagging pants and no butt. I started out with no butt - now what's going to happen when I actually do get old?! 😉

But I have good Italian genes, soft complexion - I'm doing okay for a Boomer.

Loved your words. Well, most of them. Some contained a little too much truth. Let me get the whiteout.

My buckle points east for the most part. Me and gravity have an ongoing battle. One I'm sure I'll win. 😁

Take care.