Okay, I can almost deal with the upside down part - but why bright pink? And why a blue scrotum? I'm beginning to feel fashionably deprived. Just think of all the accessories that could go with those parts? The choices are endless.

As for a "Dicklet" I'm at a loss for words. But I don't see a lack of self-esteem in the silver-backs, so maybe we got it all wrong?!

Cheers, James.