Satire|Politics|Humor

Stop: Don’t Vote on November 3rd

At least, not until you’ve read this

Image by Pixabay -ndemello

Here are 5 reasons why you shouldn’t vote in November.

1. You appreciate the Trump administration, its staunch support of the Constitution and its principles on law and order. You approve of the transparency the White House has demonstrated. It’s penchant for the accurate reporting of facts — found and verified, and its tireless efforts to bring this nation together under one God.
2. You approve of the President’s honesty and faithful rendition of the truth in everything he says and tweets. You know in your heart that he means well and that his actions, though not always appreciated by those on either side of the aisles, are intended to help America move forward. You appreciate his vision of the world we live in and in those leaders, he chooses to emulate, despite the media’s harping on their record of human rights suppression.
3. You agree that the world is an unsafe place and that America is the target of envy and bitterness from all quarters around the globe and that his mission of isolation — America First — is a valid expression of these concerns and should not be viewed as narrow-minded or petty. That America’s role as peacekeeper is overrated, over-funded and a relic of the past and that the interest of its citizens…