Joe Luca
Jun 21, 2023

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Well Orrin, according to the "charts" 82% of Americans are overweight, have high blood pressure, high blood sugar, excessive dandruff, with an equally daunting subset of 32% being knock-kneed. I believe the chart was first drawn up by a medical assistant's nephew in 1802 London when the average height of a Pub's ceiling was 5 foot 6 inches. So, fear not, you're in good shape.

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Joe Luca
Joe Luca

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