Wow, it's been what, 50 years since I heard the word Schlub! Fantastic. I love Yiddish expressions - they speak from the heart.

Now, as far as Chicago as it nears winter - not much can be done there. It's colder than my fridge. Perhaps a scarf around the neck or stuff a kitty in your sweater along with some kibble.

But allow me to point out, that you did write this! And it's funny. So perhaps the ole muse isn't on vacation in Malaysia with other Tik Tok influencers after all. Maybe she's in the shed, oiling the weedwhacker for Spring, or at your neighbors having coffee and babka cake.

Chin up m'lady! You'll persevere. 😊🌹